Oh, wow. Just wow. Moby Dick typed on toilet paper!

Ebay user Heppcat has offered this up for auction.  There are four full rolls, one roll (epilogue) is about 1/5 of a roll and one half-roll. All of the rolls of tp came out of a brand new — clean — package of 2-ply cottonelle. They’ve been handled very gingerly and infrequently.  Bidding starts at $399.95